Quickly tapping your back pocket, and front pockets to assure you have your wallet, cell phone, and iPod. May also be shortened if the user is lacking one of the mentioned items.
The 3-Pocket Pat should take no longer than 2 seconds.
"I realized I left my wallet at the movies when I did my occasional 3-Pocket Pat before getting in the car."
You can perform the pocket maneuver when you are in a classroom or at work. Say you are sitting in your chair, and you feel a boner coming, pull the pocket of your pants out and feed your cock through the pocket. This will kind of hide your erection but it does feel very nice. This technique works the best if you are wearing boxers and athletic shorts/pants.
Your Friend - "Crap, I'm starting to get a massive boner."
You - "Oh no problem, just pull The Pocket Maneuver and it will hide it AND it feels cool. I'm using that technique right now."
The anus. Slang term used in the Medway towns of Kent in south-east England (the Medway towns perhaps have the worst reputation of any in the county, and Chatham is definitely the least desirable of them). The term derives from the local criminals' tendency to smuggle cigarettes, lighters and drugs into the police cells, by secreting them in their anuses. Chatham criminals are so notoriously inept that the local police believe they know they will get caught, and consequently have to prepare for a stay in the cells by smuggling their home comforts in their "Chatham pocket".
I lifted that idiot lad again for swiping CDs from the market. No doubt he's brought everything he needs in his Chatham pocket.
girl: your dad is sooo hot!
me: stop that's disgusting.
girl: noo I would fuck the shit outta him!
me: never say that again, that was just out of pocket...