Gooberism 

Any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-knob.

Goober: "Jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?"
John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"

Gooberism by PoulterGEIST November 13, 2010

goobershag 

A nerdy/dorky/geeky fellow who is nonoetheless unconventionally attractive and adorably awkward. Examples may include David Thewlis, Elijah Wood, Jimmy Fallon, Dominic Monaghan, and Rhett Miller c. '95.

He's such an adorable goobershag!

goobershag by Scotty N. Kirk August 20, 2005

goober smoocher 

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

goober smoocher by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

Goobermensch 

Under educated neo-nazi type who feels he (or she) is superior to others of different races or ethnic groups based on a misapplied and shaky grasp of the philosophy of Nietzsche.

"Allright you goobermensch - drop the neighbor's cat and come quietly...and put something on for pete's sake!"

Goobermensch by retracj April 8, 2009

goobersnatch

complete goofball, nut, dingbat, etc.

Don't be such a goobersnatch!

goobersnatch by Zimmi April 14, 2005

Gooberries 

An alternative name for testicles, referring to their gooey insides.

My gooberries made that tube sock so crusty, it actually cut me.

Gooberries by stallionitalian July 25, 2010

gooberpuss

Bitch ass cunt. Old f*ck who sucks dick for a living. Who's goal is to ruin and annoy sexy athletic young gentlemen, and again they suck dick for a living with their saggy, limp ass.

Richard across the street is a gooberpuss.

gooberpuss by Jeffrey Jackson III June 27, 2014