Windsor, Ontario is perhaps the absolute worst city in Canada. Everyone who lives there is bottom-of-the-barrel basic and has no
money, but like to believe they are the
shit. Those who live there lack education as the Unviersity of Windsor naturally fails to make it on the top 100 list of
Canadian Universities. The only fun thing to do in Windsor is shoplift and smoke mad amounts of weed. Everyone who lives in Windsor thinks it is the best city in the world because they have not travelled anywhere else. The only main attraction in Windsor, Ontario is the Casino and the border which connects to Detroit City (
Eminem's hometown). Those fortunate enough to leave Windsor, Ontario at a decent age are now world-travelled and have not returned since their blessed departure. The majority of the basic
bitches in the world are born and raised in Windsor, Ontario and still reside there today. However, it is possible for one to be born in Windsor and still become swagged out to the
max because they have moved far far far away from Windsor and it's over-population of basic
bitches.
I'm from Windsor, Ontario but I am so emabrrased to admit it that I just tell
people I am from
Toronto, Ontario.
or
Windsor, Ontario is the worst city in Canada, everyone is so basic!
or
I hate Windsor, Ontario, I left three years ago and haven'
t been back since.
or
The University of Windsor is the worst univesity in Canada; it doesn'
t even make it on the top 100 list of Canadain Universities! How emabrrasing!
or
I would get out of Windsor, Ontario as fast as you can bro!
