City full of thots, crackheads, fuckboiis, stupid ass hoes , waste ass SoundCloud rappers and gold diggers.

Things you can do for fun in Kitchener be a part of the staggering number of teenage girls being impregnated by their boyfriends. And get get high.

Education consists of skipping class to be a thot.

Overall Kitchener is a swell place with a fast growing population ;)
Come to Kitchener, Ontario if you like Costco and kids.
by CuckMasterPro July 25, 2017
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