Performative Bible 

criminal-mafia republicans tweeting pious garbage to distract from being terrible

Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"

Performative Bible by Uncle Joosie December 28, 2020

Hot4's & Performance Cars 

The biggest riceboy car magazine on the planet, showcasing the best mechanically standard Hyundai Accents with airbrushing and Mitsubishi Lancers with Altezzas and Evo kits that Australia has to offer. Also known as Rice4's by the general car community.

"Dude, check out the Civic in the Latest Hot4's, it's got the most fully sick front mount intercooler on it. But it's not turbo bro, and he doesn't like VTEC!!"

Hot4's & Performance Cars by Mafs!! January 7, 2004

performance artist 

synonym with porn actor/actress

Yeah, I heard he's a performance artist.

Oh, so he makes porn, I see.

performance artist by nemen December 26, 2013

Weaver Academy for the performing and visual arts 

Weaver academy is young magnet school that operates as both a performing/visual arts school and a technical careers school.

There's a strong sense of school spirit for both PVA (performing and visual arts) kids and the CTE (career and technical) kids.

The school colors are maroon and silver. The school animal is a Beaver, Otter, Octopi, or an Eagle depending on the day and the person your talking to. It doesn't really matter though because there are no sports , except for Ultimate Frisbee and sometimes basketball.

Weaver has some of the best art programs in the area with several honors and awards as well as state and national competition accomplishments. Weaver does a yearly volunteer program for special needs students.

Oh, and of course Weaver academy drama's best freind are Pinecrest Drama kids. Weaver Art kids are best friend with Elsewhere. And All of weaver is best friend with everyone.

Traditional Weaver Academy for the performing and visual arts jokes:

Weaver Drama kids do it better on stage.

Weaver voice kids do it better with a microphone.

Dancers do it better in leotards.

Art kids do it better in the gallery.

Piano kids do it better with pianos.

Strings kids do it better with strings.

Music production does it better with headphones.

Weaver Academy for the performing and visual arts by Huludanshad November 22, 2009

Perform 

To do exactly what is the absolute best thing to do at the present moment in particular... Perfectly Executed Competence, Whether its minor or major... Or Past or Future situations... To put on... Put in work... Earn street credibility, Reliable, Clutch, Finesse, Swift.... Making the best of any and/or every opportunity.... Make a big drug sale... Complete a come up.... Getting a large amount of money... Paying Bills on time... Getting Rich... Getting richer... Gaining wealth... Can also be used to describe a victorious violent act or robbery... Winning a fight, Pop the bottle Pop off.... Match the energy of someone bringing violence or disrespect your way or your family/loved ones way.... To win.....

Guess what my nigga, I just made like 20 Grand easy, I had to perform.... Yo Son just disrespected me real crazy, so I had to Crunch him(beat him up), I had to perform... I got shot at last week by that nigga cross town, So I gripped up(got High powered weapons and ammunition), I had to perform' or I performed(Shot him back).... I just handled some buisness real quick and closed a great deal, I had to perform..... Yo my girl bailed me out of jail in the nick of time, she came through, she performed...... Micheal Jordan hit the game winner in 1998 versus the Utah jazz, He performed...

Perform by Kilogram Giovanni May 30, 2019

Performance Augmentor

A word, symbol, phrase, person, place, thing of any size or magnitude or frequency, action or activity which increases an individual's performance.

Though there are many different types of performance augmentors, the lucious next door neighbor definitely got Ana Thema doing the best she possibly could to live in the most beneficial ways (for her). And listening to the hit songs from his twenties on the web and scrutinizing their lyrics got Carl so revved-up he feels and does things as if he were a teenager.

Performance Augmentor by but for October 21, 2017

performative cc 

Carbon copying parties unrelated to the subject matter of your email in an attempt to seem more involved or important than you actually are

Coworker 1: Why did she copy us on this email about catalog changes? We're not in marketing.
Coworker 2: Look at all the people she copied, looks like an egregious case of Performative CC'ing to me

performative cc by Stabbitha January 27, 2020