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1 - Someone who can smoke incredible amounts of weed, giving off the impression they are some sort of weed wizard.

2 - Someone who always seems to pull weed out of nowhere, like some sort of magic trick, even when they have no job or money to afford as much as they have.
Stoner 1 - Wow, how is Kyle able to smoke such unnatural amount's of weed. I'm already so far gone bro.

Stoner 2 - He's a ganjalf , dude. A weed wizard.

Stoner 1 - Dude, how does Dylan always have weed? Where does he get the money for it all the time, he doesn't even have a job?

Stoner 2 - I dunno dude, it's like he pulls it out of thin air. He must be a ganjalf.
Ganjalf by Any rollies? July 23, 2017

Grace Gandolfi

Edgier than anyone on the planet, does most of her damage in the twitter sphere.
I see you posted a picture with a black and white filter and an ominous caption. You are such a Grace Gandolfi.

The Gandolf 

When a person is about to cum inside their significant other and they whisper in their ear " a wizard is neither late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means too. And the couple simultaneously orgasm together.
I want to give you the gandolf tonight.
The Gandolf by Fehtal March 15, 2021

gandalfed 

To be denied access to somewhere or something. Derived from Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers where Gandalf proclaims "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
"Pete couldn't get in Sophbeck because he didn't have any ID so got gandalfed by the bouncer"
gandalfed by Pedro the square January 18, 2009
1. The act of getting hammered on a fun night out with the ladies, when everyone else is only having a few sociable drinks.

(The Gandolfer will include making a fool of themselves, relying on others to stand, finishing everyones drinks, puking, going home with randoms/inviting randoms to their friends' houses, getting rowdy, puking anywhere, and perhaps keeping everyone up in the night.)

2. Someone who is a borderline alcoholic, and only hangs out with friends if they have booze and/or weed. Their lives tend to revolve around these substances.
1. "ooohh looks like crystal is pulling a huge gandolf tonight, ughhhh"

2. "Miranda is such a gandolf, she needs to go to aa soon."
Gandolf by paporsha February 27, 2009

Gandalfing

Blocking the passage of something through use of wizardry and copious amounts of staff waving. Also, basically just not letting anything through, ever.
Dude, the Republican's are totally Gandalfing Obama's every move. It's like they just don't like him or something.

How did your date go?

It was great, but she totally Gandolfed me at the end. I think I saw her delete me out of her phone after i tried to give her a good night screw.
Gandalfing by portlandproper February 5, 2010