Crossbow

A signature weapon that can be used in a zombie apocalypse

Main users include Dwight & Daryl from TWD

Hey aren't you going to kill that zombie with a gun , No I got a crossbow instead

Crossbow by Oneshotduke March 23, 2017

Crassing

To be on your phone during a party, conversation, sports event, or other place where it is inappropriate or antisocial.

"Yeah, we all went out to dinner for my birthday but everyone was just crassing."

Crassing by djnarnz September 7, 2013

Star-Crossed Lovers 

Two individuals with love for the other so strong it is impossible to define using words alone. Actions and touch relay more to their partner than any word. They are miserable when they are not together. They are as close to a perfect mate as is possible. Unfortunately, circumstances prohibit their expressions of love freely and they must hide their true feelings until they are alone. This alone time is often entirely too brief and often interfered with by outside forces such as weather or random events suddenly coming up. However once they are together the feelings are so intense that they feel they could never part again.

In another life those star-crossed lovers could be together, but for now they must keep it hidden.

Star-Crossed Lovers by L M B March 5, 2015

Darren Criss 

A self proclaimed hobbit with triangle eyebrows and pink sunglasses, loved by many known for things such as A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel, written and produced by the production company "Team Starkid" which is comprised of himself and his friends from college...and Glee.

He also likes to make seemingly innocent words such a "duet" and "vote" mean sex, and he is a life ruiner: raising the expectations of girls everywhere so high that lesser men can no longer compare.

It's a Darren Criss Sex Riot!

Darren Criss by Aerynae August 6, 2011

crossing the mound 

When a guy is about to hook up with a girl but is too much of a bitch to actually kiss her so instead he skips to tenderly and awkwardly massaging her boob whilst pretending nothing is happening and more often than he pretends that his attention is elsewhere by looking off into the distance.

Crossing the mound comes from the proverbial baseball field of sexual progression, in this case the guy runs straight from the batters box to second base thus running over the pitchers mound on the way. (Hence crossing the mound)

Laura: "Hey Jessie I heard that Steve was crossing the mound with you last night."

Jessie: "Yeah he's got no balls, I had to kiss him first."

crossing the mound by JkJ121 July 24, 2009

Chossy 

An adjective to describe poor quality rock that isn't usable for rock-climbing due to crumbling when given pressure.

Charles R. can't climb on chossy rock due to it's crumbling nature.

Chossy by AndBingowashisnameo February 5, 2010

Email Crossing 

A phenomenon that occurs when you send an email to someone at the same time that they email you. Both of you then answer the other's emails and you go out of sync - creating two strands of conversation that occasionally cover the same ground.

Quite irritating, but not really much you can do about it other than wait for the other person to get both mails and think that you aren't replying anymore.

"Hi I think our emails are crossing again"

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"Sure I'm up for playing naked chess with you later"

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"Did you get my last email?"

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"Oh, are they?"

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"Naked what?"

Email Crossing by kreza November 4, 2004