A Garfield
A Garfield by la latinax3 July 7, 2009
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gabriella
gabriellas are one of the most sweetest, generous girls you'll ever meet. Unlike other individuals, gabriellas learn from thier mistakes! They have an amazing personality and are easy to talk to about absolutely anything! They is original and independant. However they are somewhat perverse and unpredictable which usually leads to bad things but can be good.
Gabriella
A beautiful girl who's has amazing boob and a kickin personality. She is very weird but super hilarious! Once you get to know her you begin to feel very comfortable and accepted. she loves to play hard to get, and if you get her..you are one lucky man.
Gabriella by SkylarXoXo March 30, 2015
fluffing my garfield
the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.
fluffing my garfield by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004
mr. garrison
mr. garrison by clarc31 January 22, 2007
Garfield
1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.
2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.
2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.
1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.
2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.
2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.
Garfield by Rodney Basil June 5, 2004
A Garrick
A Garrick is slang for a newage gamer, one that would know no systems prior to the sexbox 360. One who's obnoxious on a level unknown to the 20th century, because, let’s face it, a Garrick is a newfag to life, unaware of the traditions and joy found in the 1980’s and 1990’s.
Person: "Hey bro, check out this badass 8-bit game..."
A Garrick: "What the fuck is Ninja Gaiden? These graphics suck! No one ever plays that shit, find some real game you fag."
Person: "PS2 is a pretty good console all things considered."
A Garrick: "FUCK THAT! PS2 has the shittiest graphics I've ever seen! I'm going to go play my Xbox 360 because I'm not a newfag gamer like you."
"Look at that Garrick, he thinks he knows everything about life but he is truly lacking in culture and taste!"
A Garrick: "What the fuck is Ninja Gaiden? These graphics suck! No one ever plays that shit, find some real game you fag."
Person: "PS2 is a pretty good console all things considered."
A Garrick: "FUCK THAT! PS2 has the shittiest graphics I've ever seen! I'm going to go play my Xbox 360 because I'm not a newfag gamer like you."
"Look at that Garrick, he thinks he knows everything about life but he is truly lacking in culture and taste!"