The Wishing Well

The woman mounts the guy cowgirl style. As she rides she reaches back and squeezes his balls, AKA coin purse as she spits into his open mouth.

I was feeling a little weird and asked my girl to give me The Wishing Well and I haven’t been able to walk right all day.

The Wishing Well by BellsBeach50 May 11, 2019

drop Timmy in the well 

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you please excuse me while I drop Timmy in the well?

drop Timmy in the well by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Brilliance is laziness well executed

Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation

John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"

Brilliance is laziness well executed by KyleWho? September 14, 2019

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe 

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

Might as well lick my butt by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

medicine you digest so well lately 

A negative social habit one has recently acquired

Mom: Lester stop interrupting, it's rude.

Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.

Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.

medicine you digest so well lately by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2021

Might as well

A rule to do more even when its not prescribed. Can be used to male you do more and not be a lazy ass

Ex: "I've walked about 1/2 a mile Might as well make it 1 mile"

Might as well by Gunrunner0210 June 28, 2021