The ‘Santa Clause’ 

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!

The ‘Santa Clause’ by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018

shantele 

The PERFECT WOMAN, beautiful in everyway. Most call her a Goddess. Beautifully made body, one that makes ALL stare when she walks in anywhere. Gods Gift to the World. One in a Billion. Pure Seduction. 1st place Winner. Drop DEAD GORGEOUS!

Shantele is the baddest. Anyone who end up with her would be the luckiest person in the WORLD.

shantele by Queenqueezy February 11, 2010

Shantia 

An amazing person. One might compare her to a mermaid princess. Men are awestruck by her beauty. She's hilarious and smart and all around adorable. She has her own style and quirks and she's downright amazing. She gives all the boys butterflies when she walks by, because she is that breathtaking.

Shantia is perfect

Shantia by rencas297 December 9, 2012

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

Santagato 

Known as an infectious disease, which causes stalking, drooling, amazing tuesdays, and laughing your ass off. Santagato has been isolated to a small area in New York known as Astoria named as being start of infection. The quarantine area currently holds approximately 192,000 patients in counting, but is quickly spreading to Canada and Asia. Signs and Symptoms of Santagato are classified as follows:

In Teens:

1. Best Tuesdays Ever
2. Stalking

3. Tweeting, and being a fan of Santagato

4. Claiming to not stalk

In Adults:

1. All of the above

2. Seeing their children on the internet a lot more than often
3. You refer to yourself as a Santagato Fan Mom
4. Constantly asking who this Joe fellow is

If you see Santagato or any signs of Santagato, keep watching and hopefully the level of attractiveness will go away. Santagato has been known to infect people within 5 minutes. Once you have experience Santagato you cannot be cured. Just like herpes, it will keep coming back.

I went to Astoria and totally got Santagato'd.

Santagato by ChaMarJan August 6, 2012

Santana DVX 

Just some positively fly bubbly brought to you by Carlos Santana. Santana DVX is the preferred beverage of The Lonely Island, and is name-checked in many of their songs.

Tim: I can't believe Santana DVX is only $5.95 a bottle!

Eric: Must be a sale.

Santana DVX by V-Rex Shreddosaurus May 17, 2009

Carlos Santana 

Easily one of the best guitarists around. Plays with such ease, skill and passion you might even forget it's all on an electric guitar. Known for his signature piercing sustains. Really kicked off his career when he played at Woodstock. Since then he has had a varied career. Re-booted his career in 1999 with the release of Supernatural.

Abraxas & Supernatural. By Carlos Santana.

Carlos Santana by Not Eric Clapton October 8, 2008