Paveled 

To become so dismantled that you remove your clothes and engage in a Homoerotic photo shoot.

Person 1: Wow, what the hell happened to you last night, you look terrible?

Person 2: I was Paveled.....

Paveled by Little Newts September 30, 2011

Pavel Phoom 

A sexy beast that’s mind is 50% of the time is clouded by the thoughts of Dome or sexual objects 😏 he’s a very handsome man that can make anyone fall for him with just a batter of an eyelid. He’s my husband.

Pavel phoom is so freaking handsome!

Pavel Phoom by PAVELENTHUSIAST October 24, 2019

Pavelskiing

The act of pulling down your pants and attempting to suck your own penis in the middle of a sporting event, theatrical performance, or any other event where you are somewhat the focus of attention. In the act of Pavelskiing, the Pavelskier will attempt to Pavelski in a non-discrete location, however all audience members will notice the person attempting to suck their own penis because they are in the middle of an event where many people are focused in on them. The act of Pavelskiing is named after Joe Pavelski, a San Jose Sharks player, who was the first person to attempt such an act.

Person 1- "Hey did you just see that goal?!?"
Person 2- "No I did not see that goal, nor did anyone else, because I was too busy watching the goalie Pavelskiing. He was trying so hard but just couldn't get his own penis into his mouth."

Pavelskiing by tallglassofwater December 24, 2014

Pavel 

1)A sexy male with a hot girlfriend.

2) The word used to describe what you are if you are a hater.

3)Person(s) with larger then normal penis.

josh: Bro I wish I was a Pavel.
Dan: Why?
Josh: Because they always get the good looking girls.

Dan: Like who?
Josh: Like Dominique
Dan: Oh damn, She is pretty hot. I wish i was a Pavel

Pavel by P-WeEziy February 5, 2010

Pavement Ape 

Black getto thugs

obama is a pavement ape

Pavement Ape by Poacher62 May 5, 2010

dirty pavel 

When you knock a girl out with your iPad and proceed to stuff microchips into her vagina to turn her into a robot. You then fuck her ears and hack her.

Dude, she said she prefered Android so I gave her a dirty pavel.

dirty pavel by DezziBills May 14, 2015

Paedofinder General 

A character from BBC Three's Monkey Dust, an animated series of much dark ad twisted amusement.

I am the Peadofinder General and by the powers invested in me by a phone poll in the News Of The World, I declare you guilty of being a Peadofile and sentence you to death.

Paedofinder General by Meat Safe Murderer February 7, 2005