A fictional object, normally sarcastically used in a situation where you could say "care" or "cares", too, but need something a little more unexpected/fresh.
Ben: We lost the softball game.
Justin: Oh, my care-o-meter's off the charts.
Janice: My grandmother just died.
Cody: Beep! Beep! Sorry, that's just my care-o-meter going off.
Janice: *quiet sobbing*
The act of a male masturbating while watching the Care Bears cartoon TV series with the ultimate goal of timing his ejaculation with the Care Bear Stare (when they shoot the light out of their stomachs).
Nate and I showed up a little early to pick up Travis to go get some wings and beer and apparently we should have knocked first. We caught him doing the Care Bear Bop. He was so focused on trying to spoo during the Care Bear Stare he didn't even see us come in. Nate finally got his attention when he started throwing up a little in his own mouth.
a numerous amount of zombie sightings and zombie attacks reported in Belgium after the end of ww1 in early November 1918
Soldier's diary: day 1 - November 11, 1918 : The treaty to end the war is supposed to be signed today, but a large amount of zombies have been reported coming out of the fog. The general called it a "Carveola incident"