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care-o-meter 

A fictional object, normally sarcastically used in a situation where you could say "care" or "cares", too, but need something a little more unexpected/fresh.
Ben: We lost the softball game.
Justin: Oh, my care-o-meter's off the charts.

Janice: My grandmother just died.
Cody: Beep! Beep! Sorry, that's just my care-o-meter going off.
Janice: *quiet sobbing*
care-o-meter by Cwall4 April 28, 2007

devil may care 

That was a devil may care plan. Don't put yourself on the line like that.

care bear bop 

The act of a male masturbating while watching the Care Bears cartoon TV series with the ultimate goal of timing his ejaculation with the Care Bear Stare (when they shoot the light out of their stomachs).
Nate and I showed up a little early to pick up Travis to go get some wings and beer and apparently we should have knocked first. We caught him doing the Care Bear Bop. He was so focused on trying to spoo during the Care Bear Stare he didn't even see us come in. Nate finally got his attention when he started throwing up a little in his own mouth.
care bear bop by torqueboy September 20, 2012

Trump Care 

What Trump will replace Obama Care with, aka a bus token for a ride to the Free Clinic.
OG: Why did it take your wife six hours to get treated for her stab wound?
G: Trump care.
Trump Care by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

Carveola Incident 

a numerous amount of zombie sightings and zombie attacks reported in Belgium after the end of ww1 in early November 1918
Soldier's diary: day 1 - November 11, 1918 : The treaty to end the war is supposed to be signed today, but a large amount of zombies have been reported coming out of the fog. The general called it a "Carveola incident"
Carveola Incident by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021
you try to give a fuck, but do not actually.
fucking cunt: I can't believe that my Facebook account was hacked yesterday
retard: /e care
/e care by ­­ June 18, 2021