penisarufius 

1.(n)merkin salesmen
2.(n)species of pubic lice that is native to Jesse McCall of Glastonbury, CT
3.(n) a duckbutter collector

1. I was shopping at Macy's and the penisarufius used high pressure tactics to sell me a merkin.
2. Bill contracted penisarufius from using Jesse's razor to shave his scrot.
3. DH is the penisarufius MVP for the 2003-2004 season.

penisarufius by The Red Baron April 26, 2004

penisir 

Infinitive of penis; to penis someone|something.

I penisired him last night.

penisir by Dystynt Methods March 19, 2003

Penisternal 

A penis which is inverted internally into the body rather than external.

Don Harvey's got a hard on and now he's got pimples on his ass from his penisternal.

Penisternal by Stickman Straw www.mobarksclub.com December 28, 2004

Penisensation 

an experience or sensation that can only be brought about or created by the prescense of a penis

Penisensation - a fannytastic fuck

Penisensation by jaffaw July 14, 2009

bag of penises

Derived from an episode of =3 with Ray William Johnson, "bag of penises" is exactly what it sounds like: a bag full of penises.

The bag sucks and so do you. I bet you'd like a bag of penises.

bag of penises by thegreatone March 17, 2012

Penised 

The act of calling one's phone, and shouting penis before hanging up.

"Oh did you hear? Bill just got penised last night."

Penised by Bluntz June 11, 2006

Penises

Either
Of very poor quality; highly inferior. Contemptible; despicable. Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable

OR

extraordinarily good; used especially as intensifiers; Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind

1. That waitress was penises

2. The girl I saw at the club last weekend was all penises

Penises by B-Rok June 23, 2003