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confedaboo

A modern person who supports the Confederate States of America. You can normally see them in YouTube comments sections and other internet boards spewing garbage such as "The South will rise again", "SMH the north is filled with libtards", "If the Confederacy seceded again, they would win!" and much more.

It's going to be pretty hard to try to argue with them, because they still believe that it's possible that the south would secede from the United States. If you bring up good points, they will probably just call you a brainwashed Yankee libtard, even though you very well may just be a patriot or a well-informed person.
They are usually not rednecks, but rather socially awkward teens who spend all of their time on pol and were bullied by black kids once.
Confedaboo in YouTube comments: "We need to rise again! The pussy Libtards have ruined our country!"
Random Patriot: *gives actual facts why a new Confederacy would lose and why the south would never secede anyway*
Confedaboo: "Stupid Libtard!"
confedaboo by EnjoyNukaCola August 5, 2017

Confederate Drink 

A mixed drink containing 1 part whiskey 1 part Kahlua 2 parts cream.

Confederate is a mixed drink containing everything the south claims to be. North America's favorite alcohol, combined with a Latin cordial, and dominated by something extremely white. The actual flavor comes from something far more black then they care to admit...
Related Words
A term used in the southern U.S. states.

To have fallen asleep as soon as you hit your bed.
After a long day of work, she concked out as soon as she got home.
Concked by kangaâ™§roo December 18, 2019

getting cocked 

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.
I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking
getting cocked by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017

Conker's bad fur day 

The most funny game to ever come to N64 and the gaming community as a whole (Goldeneye might be a bit better and just a little bit). It has movie parodies of the following films:-

-Jaws
-Full Metal Jacket
-Terminator (2)
-Matrix
-Alien(s)
-Saving Private Ryan
-Rambo
-Some vampire thingy with Keanu Reeves
-some goodfellas rip off (the wasps....you know what i mean)
-and so many many more

Everyone ((greystation/blackstation 2 that makes some dumb noise)fans)was expecting this to be a Banjo Kazzooie knock off but they got donkey punched
Normal Person:-hey have you ever played Conker's Bad Fur Day on N64 or even Xbox live?

some playstation fan:-its 4 wusses i like GTA because i am a clone and go into a dream like state when i play.......moannnnnnnnnn..

Normal Person:- wow you are very open minded....
Conker's bad fur day by Sharpy69 December 6, 2006

cocked and locked 

"Cocked and locked" refers to a method of carrying a pistol, often a 1911 gov't model semiauto, with a round already in the chamber and the hammer cocked back and ready to fire. It is a term coined by police who carry 1911 pistols in this manner. Usually the holster strap is inserted between the hammer and firing pin for safety, which is snapped open when needed for a fast draw. It is actually safe to carry a 1911 model pistol in this way because of the redundant safety mechanisms such as the 1911's grip safety and thumb safety to protect against any accidental discharge until the weapon is on target and the shooter is ready to fire.
I like to carry my 1911 Colt Commander "cocked and locked" in my concealment holster when I go out. I want to be instantly ready for action if I have to draw. Having to rack your slide before firing could potentially get you killed.
cocked and locked by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008

Your goose is cooked 

You are about to suffer consequences; may imply retaliation for offensive behavior.
If you let your rents find your stash, your goose is cooked!