obese 

An adjective describing a condition inflicted on a large majority of the population to make the average person seem thinner and more attractive

Man that girl standing next to that 400 pound obese dude is hot!

obese by universal_eskimo September 2, 2005

Obese 

Adjective describing persons who should under no conditions wear spandex while riding bicycles on public roads.

Oh, gross-- that person is much too obese to show it off like that.

Obese by immortal gila monster of doom August 14, 2008

obeselete

Obeselete is a term for people who have become useless because they are fat. It can be used as a noun or an adjective. This could be because they are too fat to move, or because they are too fat to do their given profession, etc.

"Britney Spears was never good at singing but, some say she had something of a body. Now she is obeselete."

"That obeselete is so fat he cant fit out of his house."

obeselete by Mindwitness February 2, 2008

Obese 

Someone who annoys others when they sit next to them on a bus, train or aeroplane.

"Wow that guy is so obese, he should purchase two seats. One for each arse cheek"

Obese by Richard Ellis May 9, 2006

observationalist

An observationalist is a person who makes a statement based on real-world assessments (observational comment) about specific people, places, and events happening around them. Observations are unlike racist or stereotype comments that are generalized statements about a group of people.

Antonyms: racism, stereotypes.

Remember kids, it's cool to be an observationalist. However, tossing around stereotypes or racist comments is never cool. Know the difference!

Stereotype: "All Asians are good at math."

An Observationalist says: "Those Asian kids (over there) are human Ti89s. Each one of them scored in the 98% percentile or higher of the math section of the SATs."

Stereotype: "All priests rape little boys."

An Observationalist says: "That priest is a pedophile. I saw him ask an eight year old boy if he could pillage his cornhole with the holy disco stick."

observationalist by JewClaw May 17, 2011

OBESE 

very fat and nasty, gets dumped a lot because people cant stand to look at them

check out sal, he's obese. Ha ha ha

OBESE by pesteds August 24, 2007

Morbidly Obese 

What others describe your mother as.

"Hey, Johnny! How's your morbidly obese mother doing?"

Morbidly Obese by germantapwater October 5, 2021