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A restaurant where you can order one standard meal and share with 2 or more friends until you are completely full. You then might be shocked that you "gamed" the system, not realizing that the meal was designed for one (obese) person. This is especially common in the South of the United State.
My friends and I were able to save some money by eating at the local obesery while in Georgia. Luckily, we had a lot of meals to choose from.
Obesery by Charlie the hacker August 22, 2011
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obesecycle 

Invalid scooter used only because the rider is grossly over weight. Often seen trundling down the aisles of Wallmart.
Oh no! That fat guy just fell off his obesecycle!
obesecycle by Danthef#*ngman June 3, 2016

obeserexic 

One who is fat, but doesn't know it, or refuses to believe it; one who constantly wears tight clothing in which flab hangs out
That girl is so obeserexic.
obeserexic by Amanda February 28, 2003

Obesely Immoral 

Fat with immorality. Void of integrity, moral compass, or any sense of fairplay.

Disgraceful. Repugnant. Dishonest.
The President's behavior on the debate stage was obesely immoral.
Obesely Immoral by Mya Garnett September 29, 2020

obeserexic 

A person, usually female, who is fat but doesn't know it, or refuses to believe it. An obeserexic person will most likely where tight clothes, not knowing that all their blubber hangs out.
Did you see that chick Jasmine? She's huge, and she was wearing a shirt that was at least five sizes too small! She's so obeserexic.
obeserexic by kkkkate rocks it October 5, 2005
a person that is overly obese. they have many many many chin rolls, fat rolls, and their buttox is so large they have to have custom made toilets.
ali: "omgsh katie, carely is SUCH AN OBESER!!!"

katie:"HOLY FREAKIN CRAP I KNOW! SHE HAS LIKE 50 CHINS!!! its disgusting"
obeser by Shantal July 26, 2006

obeserer 

Obeserer is when you’re obese x2. Like obese but more!
When you and your friend are trying to out do each other in the obesity scale :

Friend 1: “I’m such a fat cunt

Friend 2: “If you’re fat, then I’m obese”

Friend 1: “No I’m obeserer”
obeserer by ObesererKid769 May 25, 2020