newborn hamster 

when a person shares physical characteristics with a newborn hamster due to being in an extreme state of drunkenness or tiredness. these characteristics include squinted, baggy, puffy or darkened eyes and pinkened skin.

"holy shit man, you look like a newborn hamster!"

newborn hamster by Laura MM October 11, 2006

Hamster Dance 

An odd but strangely compelling song sung by the "Hamsters". They even have an album, how freaky is that? It gets stuck in your head, oh yes it does...dee ba dee ba...

Dee be dee ba doh doh...

Hamster Dance by Rob S February 15, 2004

hamster 

small furry thing that dances.

the hamster danced all night.

hamster by N¦ck December 24, 2003

Hamstead 

The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that not only their testicles appear black, but they will become infertile.

Dude, I'll hamstead you so hard that you'll go to hospital.

Hamstead by TheHamstead June 3, 2015

Hantengu 

Former uppermoon 4 or smth idk

Uppermoon 4/Hantengu is really cool dont you think

Hantengu by Itismehantengu July 26, 2021

harte hanks

just means the very worst/the absolute pits of something. id rather fuck a stinking goat and shit on my own face than work for harte hanks

"oh man, thats so harte-hanks"

harte hanks by josh arias April 22, 2004

Satanic Hamster 

One with way too much time on their hands; see too much free time

That Satanic Hamster, is there a thread he isn't in?

Satanic Hamster by Joe Notaman March 9, 2005