hastee

A very smart like Albert Einstein but also very pretty, and kinda with the ability to replicate voices. Not only, hastee is an attractive person to everyone but she a very energetic and loving person.

Hastee is a very gorgeous person.

by anonymous November 29, 2021

Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.

Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.

by triggerboston August 3, 2012

Post-Haste Post

The act of posting an image or text too quickly onto social media before it has been properly edited, resulting in errors such as misspellings, poor grammar, or improper abbreviations which can lead to feelings of remorse or regret in the person making the post.

Mary regretted her Post-Haste Post to Facebook of her husband Morty pictured at their 20th anniversary party with him holding a can of Coke in one hand and a piece of cake in the other which she inadvertently captioned, "Everything goes better with Cock"!

by Jetta101 February 28, 2014

haseena

Haseena is the most selfless girl. She’s hot, feisty, humble and knows what she wants. She has a contagious laugh and can laugh for hours. She can flip anyone’s day around and would do anything for the people she loves. She cannot be replaced and leaves her mark. She’s the bestest best friend/girlfriend someone could have and has the ride or die attribute. She has gorgeous seductive eyes and a heart of gold. She doesn’t even have to try in order to gain attention, she naturally recieves it...

She never gives up on any difficult situation and won’t till her last breath, She’s a strong individual and only some are lucky to have a Haseena in their life.

boy : gosh shes so perfect

boys friends : cos she’s called Haseena😍

by ux-hh January 22, 2019

Make haste

A phrase you use to tell someone to hurry up.

Person A: "Oh no, they're gaining on us!"
Person B: "Well, don't just stand there! Make haste!"

by Make Haste December 9, 2008

Hastience

hey-shuhnce
noun

1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.

Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."

Joe expressed astounding hastience as he waited to be anally probed by the TSA agents on his flight to Chicago so as not to be perceived as anxious or threatening lest he get full-on fisted.

Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastiently
Hastientness

by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011

Hasteens

a word used to describe anything. In effect, it provides a smooth (and often comical) transition when one doesn't quite have the word to describe the "thing".

Originated: Steve B, Camp Taconic, Hinsdale, MA

What's on the hasteens for lunch today? Chunky hasteens?

by JFritz January 3, 2008