Penistrain 

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,

Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!

Penistrain by Penistrain March 2, 2010

PenisCringe 

When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.

‘We are masters’ said Adam, following this Paul had a large peniscringe.

PenisCringe by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020

Penisting 

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis

Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

@spy_nudes

Penisting by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

penisring 

a device you put around your penis to maintain erection; a really lame person

"Willy got happy when he started using his penisring"
"You are such a penisring!"

penisring by Arnemann November 12, 2003

penistron 

A robotic penis used for she-males to get something up their partner's asshole

"Hey billy could you adjust your penistron? It's hurting my asshole!"

penistron by dannnny July 5, 2008

penistrate 

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.

I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.

penistrate by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008

peniswrinkle 

a curse word, or insult

*a bird shits on her hair*

Michelle: *looks up*
oh, peniswrinkle, i just got shat on!

peniswrinkle by Rose R. March 22, 2009