Dashboard

Something smarter than a Kardashian but dumber than a Board.

(Also a nickname for a board Kardashian)

Peasant: "hey kardashian how are you doing today
Royalty: "bored"
Peasant: "Aw...Dashboard?
Royalty: "Like yea"

IS THE SUN REALLY A STAR?
omg you are such a dashboard

Dashboard by HtbpFilms April 17, 2017

dashboard

The place under which her head ends up when having sex in a vehicle.

Father: You're pregnant! How could this be! Did you not hear of abstinence! Where was your head!
Daughter: Actually, it was under the dashboard.

dashboard by J.R. Gagnon August 30, 2005

Dashboard

boobs

Wow, Morgan has a nice dashboard!

Dashboard by youwish6869 April 14, 2011

dashboard

In the same vein as "junk in the trunk", the dashboard denotes the chest region of a woman or female identified person.

My girl's got a dashboard for daaaaays
breasts boobs titties jugs tatas breastesses

dashboard by rorrific January 6, 2015

Dashboard

During sex or foreplay, when a girl lies on her back and raises her feet over her head, a dashboard is the resulting panel of instruments available for manipulation and perusal.

He honked her teets and slathered her dashboard.

Dashboard by marlowe9 October 19, 2010

dashboard

a way to describe how emo (as defined by the current generation) people feel
based on dashboard confessionalswhich appeal to the disaffected, emo youth of america

alli: damn, my friends left me again
matt: how emo are you feeling?
alli: im dashboard emo

dashboard by chronser July 24, 2008

dashboard

A new feature released in Mac OSX 10.4 which allows users to use a number of widgets. Activated by hitting F-12 or FN+F-12, it is often envied by users of Microsoft Windoze.

I just put the latest widget on my dashboard.

The weather in angola? Let me check my dashboard.

dashboard by KD5PBO July 29, 2008