Definitions by rorrific

relationshit

when a poop takes so long to exit your body, you feel that you've endured a relationship with said poop.

That relationshit was a long time coming - I was constipated for 2 days!

In the same vein as "junk in the trunk", the dashboard denotes the chest region of a woman or female identified person.

My girl's got a dashboard for daaaaays
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dashboard by rorrific January 6, 2015