Facewreck 

Facebook Train Wreck. Defined by being friends with a person, or a couple, on Facebook solely for the purpose of following his/their incessant, and neverending posts detailing his/their train wreck life/lives.

John: "Who are you stalking on Facebook?"
Mary: "I'm catching up on posts from my favorite Facewreck! She is such a hot mess!"

Facewreck by tcbailey September 3, 2014

facecheck 

In a video game, to gather information on an area hidden in fog of war by charging in. To check for enemies with your face. Seems to have originated in League of Legends where vision-obscuring bushes allow champions to wait hidden from view in very close proximity to their opponents.

I told Annie not to facecheck the brush, but she did anyway. Garen scored first blood.

facecheck by DEMACIA! October 2, 2010

facewhackt

The sudden discovery of embarrassing material about you on Facebook or other social network sites (e.g. tagged images of you in compromising positions, groups dedicated to you, etc).

Lucy opened up Facebook and followed the link to 'images of you'. She was completely facewhackt. There, for everyone to see, were several images of her at the night club last night.

facewhackt by StuLee February 27, 2008

facebreakup 

The act of changing your facebook status from "in a relationship with" to "single" and thereby notifying your known world that you are now officially single - since it is only official when facebook says it is.

(Not to be confused with face-to-face break up - which I have found possibly lethal in my past)

a.k.a. facebookup

It's official now. Dan and Michelle are no longer dating since they both did the facebreakup. :-(

facebreakup by gtbarry June 17, 2009

facebreakation

Taking a few weeks' holiday from Facebook

Hey, your wall's empty. You been on facebreakation?

facebreakation by t_shaped December 11, 2007

facebreak 

n. To take an extended break from Facebook ... also facebreakation

Hey, I would've added you as a Top Friend, but I didn't get your invite - I'm having a facebreak. Yeh. I've been on a facebreakation since August.

facebreak by t_shaped December 11, 2007

Facebrick 

The process of adding someone to your Facebook friends that you have no intention of contacting, interacting with or viewing in any way purely to grow the number of friends you have. The "Facebrick" builds up your friends as a builder would build a house out of bricks.

Your Friend: Wow you've got like 200 friends on Facebook
Me/You: Yeah but most of them are Facebricks

Facebrick by Kaostheory777 October 18, 2008