instaship 

When you like each other's pictures on IG but don't talk in real life.. Instaship

Your IG crush.. "Instaship"

instaship by King_David_IV March 4, 2014

instaswap 

Something alot of FaZe members do. Basically click Y pull out shock charge then hit Y again. (They are very easy)

YO DUDE I JUST HIT A 720 INSTASWAP ACROSS MAP!

instaswap by Mitey June 5, 2016

Instasham 

The social media platform that provides absolutely no true information about an individual, just the fabricated existence that the vacuous Vunts want to project to the rest of the inane sycophants that populate the site. #GiveMeAttention,
#MyBestVuntishLife, #Narcissist

Katie spent the last hour and a half trying to get the angle just right to hide her double chin and to catch the light just right making her cheeks glow and her puckered lips look like a lubed anus...... Ste just slapped his cock a few times and sent a dick pic back. The quintessential exchange on Instasham.

Instasham by Samuel Peeps February 19, 2019

Instaspiffy 

When you get a blowjob and when you finish they swallow but also use their mouth to wipe down the rest of your dick so you’re “clean” afterwards

bro last night Tiffany gave me the instaspiffy, made my dick tingle

Instaspiffy by LilMac69 March 28, 2022

instaswipe

A god awful 'compatible match' that Tinder provides to be instantly swiped left.

Instaswipe that dumpster fire before her face breaks your phone!

instaswipe by Ray Rice Elevator Pitch October 4, 2015

instaclipse

When someone posts a photo on Instagram directly after you post. Thus, said person bumps your photo from the top of the Instagram feed, eclipsing it with their own.

Kyle: Hey man. Did you just post on Instagram?
Eugene: Yah go check it out! I posted it two minutes ago.

Kyle: Oooh looks like Matt just posted one a few seconds ago. I had to scroll to see your photo.

Eugene: Damn!!! I cant believe Matt decided to instaclipse you!
Kyle: Sucks man.

instaclipse by Instaman1030 November 15, 2016

instashits 

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

instashits by Matt April 10, 2004