The act of becoming too attached to a new found significant other in an unusually brief period of time, generally accompanied by nonstop texting, facebook makeout pictures, and a lack of contact with regular friend groups.
Brandon: "Andrew's hung out with his new girlfriend everyday since they started dating. He turned down going out with the guys to stay in and watch Friends reruns with her. He even took her out to a $200 dinner on their second date. They've only known each other two weeks!"
Frank: "Wow, that's a bad case of instawhip."
Frank: "Wow, that's a bad case of instawhip."
by jmjboiiii December 7, 2011
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Generally females in the age group of 12-17 who participate in the social medium which is familiar to hipsters and food fanatics: Instagram. Instawhores compete against each other to take the most revealing photos of themselves. These photos are usually followed-up by numerous amounts of hashtags (such as '#Swag' and '#YOLO').
Jess: Hey Krystal, let's have a competition to see who can take the most amount of pictures of ourselves with barely any clothes on before our accounts get reported.
Krystal: Oh my gosh! That would be so awesome! We're gonna be such Instawhores. YOLO!
Krystal: Oh my gosh! That would be so awesome! We're gonna be such Instawhores. YOLO!
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There's another post from Kate; she's such an Instawhore. You don't have to post a picture every minute of the day like an Instawhore.
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Get the InstaWin mug.A new girlfriend who instantly exhibits wifey characteristics, first taking aim at removing the shit in your apartment that she doesn't like, followed by moving her own girly shit into your apartment, and culminating in getting her own spare key so she can move in with you rent free - all without your approval or positive reinforcement.
Mang, Marquis got a InstaWife at his crib yo. She already got her mail bein sent there and they only been together a week!
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