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instawhip 

The act of becoming too attached to a new found significant other in an unusually brief period of time, generally accompanied by nonstop texting, facebook makeout pictures, and a lack of contact with regular friend groups.
Brandon: "Andrew's hung out with his new girlfriend everyday since they started dating. He turned down going out with the guys to stay in and watch Friends reruns with her. He even took her out to a $200 dinner on their second date. They've only known each other two weeks!"

Frank: "Wow, that's a bad case of instawhip."
instawhip by jmjboiiii December 7, 2011
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Instawhore 

Someone who consistently and often quite thirstily posts self-photographs on Instagram.
Mary-Katherine posted three photos of herself on Instagram today; therefore, Mary-Katherine is an Instawhore.
Instawhore by Jacobee24 March 18, 2012

Instawhore 

Generally females in the age group of 12-17 who participate in the social medium which is familiar to hipsters and food fanatics: Instagram. Instawhores compete against each other to take the most revealing photos of themselves. These photos are usually followed-up by numerous amounts of hashtags (such as '#Swag' and '#YOLO').
Jess: Hey Krystal, let's have a competition to see who can take the most amount of pictures of ourselves with barely any clothes on before our accounts get reported.

Krystal: Oh my gosh! That would be so awesome! We're gonna be such Instawhores. YOLO!
Instawhore by #BrodoSwagginz January 3, 2013

Instawhore 

Someone who posts too frequently on social media and thrives on the attention they get from likes, comments, shares and follows. Instawhores may see themselves as influencers.
There's another post from Kate; she's such an Instawhore. You don't have to post a picture every minute of the day like an Instawhore.
Instawhore by denver09 January 2, 2020

InstaWin 

Instant Win, To win instantly
Hey man! that game is InstaWin!
InstaWin by Tom (Lt Weulf) October 5, 2008

InstaWife 

A new girlfriend who instantly exhibits wifey characteristics, first taking aim at removing the shit in your apartment that she doesn't like, followed by moving her own girly shit into your apartment, and culminating in getting her own spare key so she can move in with you rent free - all without your approval or positive reinforcement.
Mang, Marquis got a InstaWife at his crib yo. She already got her mail bein sent there and they only been together a week!
InstaWife by thequietsun September 16, 2011

instaswipe

A god awful 'compatible match' that Tinder provides to be instantly swiped left.
Instaswipe that dumpster fire before her face breaks your phone!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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