glompdick 

(verb) To embrace enthusiastically or pounce to hug with an erect penis.

Be careful, Johnny likes to glompdick people.

glompdick by KotaPhoenix January 28, 2014

Glowdick 

Glowdick
(glō-dik)
noun.
VULGAR SLANG
1. An object used in lasertag, see lazerdick for more information.
2. A dick with the same functions as a glowstick.

“The girl kicked the man in the no-no square, causing his glowdick to glow after being cracked.”

Glowdick by BramShlam July 30, 2020

Glowdick 

Glow dick (n):

a phenomenon that occurs when one wakes up from a kinky ass time the morning after, only to find out that not only does he have a questionable amount of glow sticks in proximity to his dick, but his dick has actually taken on magical fucking superpowers

ex. “no you don’t understand, the sex was actually magical. he had a glowdick!”

Glowdick by Fournder November 16, 2016

Glowdicking 

The action of ramming a glowstick into your urethra with such force that it breaks and causes you to jizz rainbows for months on end. May cause a severe urinary tract infection and/or prostate cancer.

I went glowdicking with the lads last night and it felt like I was pissing daggers for weeks.

Glowdicking by Lord Sexius the Great March 11, 2015

glowdick 

When a man puts a glow stick inside of his penis, and it glows.

Man, having a glowdick does seem aesthetically pleasing.

glowdick by reseeee April 12, 2021