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Hornerism 

n.
The act or an example of repeating mindless cliches or sayings that do not even make sense in the context.
A common Hornerism is

*sighs* "Man, I'm up to my elbows in alligators and busier than a one armed paper hanger in a pile of quicksand and that is, is the bottom line."

This would only be a Hornerism if the person who said this just got back from a 2-hour lunch with perspective "customers" who just happen to amount to no business.
Hornerism by Ballsackreligious November 8, 2004
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Homerism 

In sportcasting, having a bias toward your hometown team or toward the team for which you play/used to play.
The local newspapers practice homerism, predicting that the hometown teams will win and complaining about the refs when the local teams lose.
Homerism by wsws August 23, 2009

Hornerize 

To fuck up.To make a complete cock up of anything. Cause to be unstructured or disordered or operating according to no principal or idea.
Peter took over and fucked everything up , in fact it was completely hornerized
Hornerize by Bandit909 January 20, 2010

harperism 

harperism |ˈhärpərˌizəm|
noun

1. the political philosophy that corruption is the highest good and proper aim of government.

2. the pursuit of power; sensual self-indulgence.

3. relentless political maneuvering. often informal; always slicker than a greased pig.

derivatives
harp•er•ist | noun & adjective
harp•er•is•tic | adjective
harp•er•is•ti•cal•ly | adverb
harp•er•ian | adjective
"The January 2006 Federal election results in Canada unexpectedly yielded a minority Conservative Government. The 'great moving right show' is having yet another run. In Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Canada now has the most ideologically committed neoliberal in power since Margaret Thatcher. The five priorities Harper has announced - an accountability package; a cut in the GST; a market-based childcare system; a law and order agenda centred on sentencing; and a reduction in healthcare wait times through increased delivery flexibility - all reflect these commitments. These proposals are embedded in the overall strategic priority of aligning Canada even more tightly with the US through increased overseas military commitments and further economic integration. Canada's move into southern Afghanistan and increased troop deployment is already sketching in the new terrain. The major boost military spending, tax cuts and marketized public services proposed in the first Harper Budget on May 2 filled in more details. This constitutes the initial agenda of Harperism. It could hardly be more pressing for the Left to take some stock of what the Harper government is and might become." {Greg Albo, "Figuring Out Harper" (8 May 2006) zcommunications.org}
harperism by tkkn April 1, 2011

Honerism 

To use man logic and financial wisdom to show your superiority over everything female or liberal. The ultra male.

To use caveman tactics to subdue your female partners.
The man showed his honerism by walking three miles to the stadium rather than spending $10 for parking.

Honerism is what caused the male to throw his female partner against the wall when no condom was present.
Honerism by Jimbo Feeds May 20, 2008

hornyism 

Where you can’t sleep because of hornyism.
damn bro i cant sleep at all, this hornyism hitting different 😫😫”
hornyism by suingyoongi March 11, 2021