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Table Jew 

The person at the table that figures out how to split the bill. Usually Asian or Jewish.
When you are sitting at a restaurant and no one can figure out how to do the math required to split the bill and they just delegate the task to the Table Jew who is best with math and money.
Table Jew by korzib August 18, 2011

jew high table 

The jew high table refers to both an elite council of jews as well as the table they meet at itself, the identity and location of which, respectfully, is completely unknown to the public. Positioned at the very top of the world's shadow government, it operates solely through puppet organizations, namely the Illuminati, the UN, the EU, and every major world government. Many of its operations are kept completely secret to the public despite this, such as their operations on the Moon, which was hollowed out to build massive jew mind control frequency broadcasting infrastructure in the 1980's.
The jew high table's decision is unanimous; Post Malone will be dead by the end of the year.
jew high table by DeafMilk August 2, 2021
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026