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pokeathon 

The act of going through one's facebook friends list, usually in a sexually desperate state of mind, and "poking" as many of your available (or questionably-available) opposite sex friends as you can in an attempt to receive a return "poke" from at least 1 person.
Amanda: poke!
Andrew:
Brenda: poke!
Carla: poke!
Danielle: poke!
Eric:
Heather: poke!
.
.
.
etc.

Boy: "Man, I hope this pokeathon gets me laid!"
pokeathon by mr.bojangles4251 July 22, 2011
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Porkathon 

James: 'Hi Oscar, what did you get up to at the weekend?'

Oscar: 'I went to New York to shag this girl I know'

James: 'I bet that was a real Porkathon'
Porkathon by Wigmire January 27, 2011
a porno marathon,watching porn for many hours straight.
man i did a pornathon last night and i swear i knocked out ten batches in 6 hours.
pornathon by sunspun May 23, 2004
A small stick or poker usually found on the ground of the smoke sesh used to poke ashes of marijuana out of the bowl.
Alex: Yo Phil can you find a pokerton on the ground?
Phil: Ya man I got u. *proceeds to pick up a little twig on the ground*
pokerton by Flip geebin August 30, 2021

Pokeytron 

A word used by a Youtuber called @brewstewfilms, specifically his father. It is also used by idiots that cannot pronounce Pokemon or Pokeyman.
What the fuck is it called?! Pokeytron?!
Pokeytron by George Hiffy October 28, 2023

poopathon 

a fantastic celebration of feces, bowel movements, and the act of defecation. this celebration is mostly taken place in japan and Germany where scat is a popular fetish. one person would squat down and release his bowels over another persons mouth or chest.
omfg poop on my chest.
hey wana go to the poopathon later tonight? bring lots of towels!!!!11 LOL
poopathon by gray786 January 21, 2006

Tokeathon 

A stoner sport. The rules are everyone tokes once a minute, everyminute for 30 minutes.
A real test of stamina. Not for the light headed.
"I invoked a tokeathon, now Im at lap 28 and i forgot how to use the bong!"