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To have your buttocks indisputably handed to you by a teacher (perferably in the FBISD G/T Mentorship program). Usually done online in the form of an email, though it has frequently happened in a face to face dispute.
"I didn't get my weekly letter in, and I got this nasty email from the Spainster. It's the third one this six weeks." "You got spained, hardcore style!"
spained by spainee April 28, 2005
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The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes
Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.
Spained by Brando August 6, 2003

Shit-stained schumacher 

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.
Yo my friend just got stained

This guy stained one of my friends

Arse stained tattie 

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.
Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"
When someone’s appears out of fucking nowhere.
Guy 1: Holy shit mike where the fuck did you come from!
Mike:I just spawned
Spawned by sen_ November 20, 2017

poo-stained vagina 

n. 1. the result when a woman chronically wipes back to front. 2. by extension a negative thing.
I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.

You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.
poo-stained vagina by homoguytom October 16, 2012