shitplunk

a person as useless and annoying as the sound of a big turd hitting the water.

Go fuck yourself you fucking shitplunk.

shitplunk by reggin landscaping May 22, 2011

Shitplug 

The shitplug is when you eat food with no fiber for a whole day, then the next day you eat laxative. When you go to the bathroom to shit. You first shit out a hard clump of fiberless feces followed by a rain of diarrhea for a pleasant sensation of relief.

Dude 1: "Man I just did a shitplug and man, I've got to say it was an awakening expirence"
Dude 2: "Woah man, that must have been really difficult"

Shitplug by cyberbunk June 5, 2022

shitclunk 

The sound anything makes that's going to take effort to clean up

I knew it was a "shitclunk," when the wine hit the floor

shitclunk by emilejfagerstromiv January 30, 2019

shatplank 

When something is completely and utterly rubbish

"Just had to spend a shatplank evening with my girlfriend's family" or "Have you heard the new Adele album? Well don't bother, it's shatplank!"

shatplank by BigEarn December 1, 2016

Shitluck 

An occurance or series of events of an incredibly fucked up nature.

Guy:I got beat up, girlfriend gave me warts then dumped me, got evicted and fired in the same day and now my dog died!
Guy2: Shitluck.

Shitluck by Mike Hawk Fitzwel August 31, 2009

shitjunk 

Trying too hard to be thug and say "etc." in a hip to the street beat way.

"Keepin' it real, huh?"
"Yeah. We be hella gangsta and shitjunk."

shitjunk by Rose of Malice December 20, 2008

Shitluck 

Jason Choi '02, Swarthmore College. Phi Psi member who jumped out a second-story window in his first full weekend at college.

Did you hear that Shitluck jumped out of a second-story Wharton window?

Shitluck by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004