Shitplug

The shitplug is when you eat food with no fiber for a whole day, then the next day you eat laxative. When you go to the bathroom to shit. You first shit out a hard clump of fiberless feces followed by a rain of diarrhea for a pleasant sensation of relief.

Dude 1: "Man I just did a shitplug and man, I've got to say it was an awakening expirence"
Dude 2: "Woah man, that must have been really difficult"

by cyberbunk June 5, 2022

Shitplug

n.noun
Origin: your anus

Definition: that annoying last bits of poop left to plug your butthole, left from either poorly wiped butts or premature pooping. No matter how much you wipe it still comes back to haunt you the next day. Results in sticky anuses or an annoying smooth sensation in your asshole, or, in severe cases, shit in your underwear or a plugged rectum.

I got a bad case of shitplugs on Monday after I forgot to thoroughly wipe my ass. The whole day was hell.

by John Doe to the second power October 8, 2014

shitplunk

a person as useless and annoying as the sound of a big turd hitting the water.

Go fuck yourself you fucking shitplunk.

by reggin landscaping May 22, 2011

shutplug

a verbal

device used to end a shitty situation

Kameron overheard Shandi start an argument with Aronica as they were all getting into the car. Kameron began talking about shoes as a means for a shutplug and the ride to school was all screens and no words.

by von groovy June 22, 2022

shitslug

The shittiest type of person to ever exist. Likes to manipulate people. Often aggressive.

Ugh, Alec’s such a shitslug.
Don’t invite that shitslug, she’s not nice.

by local_maniac August 17, 2023

shitslug

The shittiest type of person to ever exist. Aggressive, and often enjoys to manipulate.

Ugh, Alec’s such a shitslug.
No, she’s a little shitslug, don’t invite her!

by local_maniac August 17, 2023