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Shitplug 

The shitplug is when you eat food with no fiber for a whole day, then the next day you eat laxative. When you go to the bathroom to shit. You first shit out a hard clump of fiberless feces followed by a rain of diarrhea for a pleasant sensation of relief.
Dude 1: "Man I just did a shitplug and man, I've got to say it was an awakening expirence"
Dude 2: "Woah man, that must have been really difficult"
Shitplug by cyberbunk June 5, 2022
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Shitplug 

n.noun
Origin: your anus

Definition: that annoying last bits of poop left to plug your butthole, left from either poorly wiped butts or premature pooping. No matter how much you wipe it still comes back to haunt you the next day. Results in sticky anuses or an annoying smooth sensation in your asshole, or, in severe cases, shit in your underwear or a plugged rectum.
I got a bad case of shitplugs on Monday after I forgot to thoroughly wipe my ass. The whole day was hell.
a person as useless and annoying as the sound of a big turd hitting the water.
Go fuck yourself you fucking shitplunk.
a verbal

device used to end a shitty situation
Kameron overheard Shandi start an argument with Aronica as they were all getting into the car. Kameron began talking about shoes as a means for a shutplug and the ride to school was all screens and no words.
shutplug by von groovy June 22, 2022
The shittiest type of person to ever exist. Likes to manipulate people. Often aggressive.
Ugh, Alec’s such a shitslug.
Don’t invite that shitslug, she’s not nice.
shitslug by local_maniac August 17, 2023
The shittiest type of person to ever exist. Aggressive, and often enjoys to manipulate.
Ugh, Alec’s such a shitslug.
No, she’s a little shitslug, don’t invite her!
shitslug by local_maniac August 17, 2023
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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