crackyap 

Partial mouthfull of jagged, rotten teeth.

Did you see that guys horrid crackyap? I could smell the rot from here!

You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.

crackyap by Lunicus December 14, 2006

cracklapper 

cracklapper (n)
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean

Uh oh, Snuffy's putting on his assless chaps. He'll be trolling for cracklappers tonight.

cracklapper by Snuffy January 31, 2005

crackapow 

Is a term said aloud when a beaver or other wild creatures has been killed or shot at! Also can be said when someone hammers down on a cold beer or shot of yukon jack has been taken.

The word tends to be used more as the night progresses due to the amount of alcohol being consumed so that the term can be used.

Ohh look there is a beaver over there, shoot it! BOOM we got him! "CRACKAPOW"

crackapow by duckninja6 April 19, 2010

cracknappa 

A cracknappa is a person who has no abilities in any fields and is completely and utterly useless. This person will more often than not be a noob also.

Greg, you truly are a cracknappa.

cracknappa by brontarr March 23, 2010

Crackyard 

1. The backyard of that one junkie neighbour that always drinks and smokes

2. The yard that the guy who sells drugs lives at

Joey: Our ball landed in Mr. Johnson’s house
William: Nah forget it! We’re not going into that crackyard just to get that cheap ball back

David: I’d like some cocaine
Dealer: Nah bro! Keep getting caught selling drugs here, you have to visit me in my crackyard to get it
David: FUCK!

Crackyard by This-user-likes-pvz October 13, 2023

crackapleez 

a form of exclaimation usually used by the incurably white. Its origins can be found in the exclaimation "Cracker, please!" often uttered by people of another race. Usually people who use crackapleez think they're black.

I'm tryin'to get some sleep! Y'all tricks need to shut the frick up! Crackapleez, yo!!

crackapleez by Conor Casey April 16, 2006

crackapants 

Well, you see, there are different types of crackapants. There's the type of person who is being a complete retard and is oblivious to what you are saying. And, in other cases, you can just call someone a crackpants to grab their attention

Justin: "Hey Mike! Stop being a crackapants!"

crackapants by Nick Cianci April 9, 2008