Soberbate 

When one becomes sober, through the act of fierce, concentrated, masturbation.

I Never drive drunk! I make sure to always soberbate, before I get behind the wheel of a car.

Soberbate by Ry and Ry April 27, 2011

sobberbate

To masturbate, using your own tears as lubricant

"Vondersaar was sobberbating all night last night"

"why don't you go sobberbate alone in your room"

sobberbate by HELP!POLICE! September 21, 2011

Sobberbate

The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.

Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.

It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.

Sobberbate by MassIndulgence June 29, 2022

Showerbate 

The Act of furious Masturbating during a shower

Damn Showerbating isnt funny anymore

Showerbate by Wilitus July 29, 2005

cube-sterbate

To pleasure oneself while in an office cubicle.

James decided to cube-sterbate after he finished up the monthly sales report.

cube-sterbate by RK64 September 26, 2006

Smokerbate 

When a person strays from a group smoking ganja and proceeds to smoke by themselves without any contact with the other members of the group.

"Like, why smokerbate? We have like two ounces of fire here, good conversation, and all the snacks you'll ever need."

Smokerbate by The Ganja Guy January 10, 2010

soverrated 

It's so overrated that it's soverrated.

Tommy: Dude, did you hear the new Strokes album?
Frank: Soverrated.

soverrated by el Uste November 12, 2003