asskite

Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.

Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite

asskite by wicked clown March 18, 2004

asskite

A light framework covered with cloth, plastic, or paper, designed to be flown in the wind at the end of a long string, which is held between the buttocks of a man or woman. Holding the string in any other manner renders it merely a kite.

It's a nice day. I think I'll head down to the beach and fly an asskite. With my ass.

asskite by Bilbo March 16, 2004

ASSKITTY 

ASSKITTY is an internet acronym for (A)lways (S)tay (S)weet, (K)eep (I)n (T)ouch, (T)alk to (Y)ou.

Beth: Alright, I have to get back to my lawyerly duties.
Matt: ASSKITTY
Beth: Thanks, Matt...ASSKITTY!

ASSKITTY by BushwickBKM November 12, 2009

Ass Kite 

A kite that is spawned, and flown, out of your asshole

"That's a really nice ass kite, nick jonas."
"Thanks, i have no friends"

Ass Kite by McDoozle March 1, 2009

Asskitty 

Asskitty is a young attractive woman that enjoys anal sex.

Ted: The crowd seems pretty wild here and there's lots of pretty girls. Which one do you prefer?

Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.

Asskitty by Pony Battles November 25, 2019

assbite 

Severe Chaffing of your ass as a result of sitting on a dodgy chair for too long.

Man, this chair is giving me some serious assbite.

assbite by Trev & Waf March 31, 2008

assnite

The best way to do a woman

Let's assnite your mom tonight!

assnite by The_assniter_ December 8, 2022