phallow 

aka fallow or fal, or phall.
Hence, equivalent to dry or bras.

Not to be confused with phenom which is an antonym, or fallow if used in reference to an agricultural field. Other antonyms include heavy

Bastardisation of Old English Fealh.

Russel is phallow when he leaves a field fallow, whereas PMT is always a phenom!

phallow by chris_ah1 March 18, 2004

Phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia

The fear of the fear of getting a boner while thinking about being touched and watched by a fat duck while simultaneously sleeping, driving, publicly speaking, cooking, and dreaming.

How the fuck can I provide an example for phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia when absolutely no one in the world has it?

Phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia by Yopmail User August 24, 2022

Phallophilia 

Phallophilia is the preference of some women for men with big penises.

"The sex researchers have observed that the phallophilia is common among some women".

Phallophilia by Willhelmina Plowes August 3, 2014

phallophile 

A person who loves cock.

My friend Susan is such a phallophile.

phallophile by ashsky July 12, 2007

phallo photo portaphilia 

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.

"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

phallo photo portaphilia by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016

Phallocrat 

A person who believes that males are the superior sex and should be in control, and that women should stay in the kitchen; usually a sexist male.

You patriarchal phallocrat! Choke on your oppressive dessert!

Phallocrat by thecomicgeek July 3, 2011

Phallocentric 

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world

Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him

Phallocentric by D Flawless June 7, 2018