slopopotamus 

(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.

"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore

"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited

slopopotamus by Jolifer March 5, 2011

slopopotamus 

a fat chick acting sloppy, regardless of where she is

What a slopopotamus

slopopotamus by thomasbelvader March 4, 2011

Slopopotamus 

Someone who is very sloppy or messy

"Ryan is so drunk right now"
"I know, what a slopopotamus!"

Slopopotamus by Nikkix92 December 5, 2017

Slopopotamus 

(n) Associate Story Producers of Reality TV that graduated from Emerson College.

Matt is a Slopopotamus, obviously.

Plural: Matt and Deena are slopopotami.

Slopopotamus by Dorismorris March 4, 2011

slopopotamus 

a slopopotamus wich is and advancement from a sloptart wich is a sloppy ass drunk girl but a slopopotamus is probably the sloppiest girl you can ever find.

your walking out the bar with your and a couple of friends and you see a girl on the sidewalk knees all blody heels broken on one shoe and hair a mess. your friend john says damn this girl is fuuuuuuuuuuucked up and your friend mark says yea shes a slopopotamus the sloppiest of sloptarts.

slopopotamus by ass assasin March 8, 2011

Slopopotamus 

A mix between a Sloptart and a hippopotamus.

Dinna is a Slopopotamus.

Slopopotamus by Getsillyyo March 5, 2011

Simpopotamus 

- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab

God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.

Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.

Simpopotamus by TheClownCornbread October 22, 2020