Sleepopotamus

Typically a grad student who sleeps until 3 or 4 in the afternoon on weekends, after having averaged only three hours of sleep a night during the course of the previous school week. Sleepopotami tend to congregate (often in each others beds) and multiply at prodigious rates immediately following final examination periods.

Jon: Have you seen Bill lately?

Jane: No, not since the Torts final. He's been staying up til 6am and sleeping in til 4 in the afternoon.

Jon: What a sleepopotamus.

by shoguncam July 13, 2009

slopopotamus

(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.

"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore

"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited

by Jolifer March 5, 2011

Sloppopotamus

Is a incredibly drunk person that turns into a retarded dinosaur raptor with there hands postured in front of there frail chest. These individuals are usually frail to begin with and once they get drunk they tend to fall face first down staircases.

Hey Nell’s do you think Kevin will turn into a sloppopotamus if he drinks the liquor tonight?

by John Unger January 3, 2019

Sloppopotamus

A cross between a slop tart and a hippopotamus

Deena is SUCH a sloppopotamus

by NewfieKane March 14, 2011

slopopotamus

a fat chick acting sloppy, regardless of where she is

What a slopopotamus

by thomasbelvader March 4, 2011

sloppopotamus

A Slop Tart and a Hippopotamus Put Together---as seen on the Jersey Shore.

Dat girl be retardly drunk--what a sloppopotamus.

by sloptard March 17, 2011

Sloppopotamus

1. A hot mess.

2. All over the place and drunk.

Damn son you seen that chick, she was a sloppopotamus! She was all over the place!

by Infamous252 March 5, 2011