Mubarakoon

Someone you can hire to beat the shit out of your political opponents. Usually for a very reasonable fee or for drugs if you're short on cash.

The President called for his opponents to follow his lead or he will be unable to restrain his Mubarakoons.
Senate leaders have dismissed the reports that they voted for the bill after some serious negotiations with Mubarakoons.

Mubarakoon by Bigboy Tommy March 2, 2011

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Mubarakoid

Derived from Mubarak, the man who ruled Egypt 31 years. A Mubarakoid is a dictator's pawn. Their thug-like behavior is characterized by: beating, abducting, and even killing peaceful protesters and journalists.

Pro-democracy protester: "Ben Ali is calling you, Jeddah's hotel awaits youMubarak".

Mubarakoid *punshing* *kicking* journalists, protesters.

Mubarakoid by Youngon February 22, 2011

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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