Furna-dent

The dent(s) your furniture leave in your carpet.

Betsy moved her bed after a rowdy month of one night stands and said to Jane "goodness I fucked 4 furna-dents into my carpet! They will never go away!"

Betsy moved her bed after a rowdy month of one night stands and said to Jane "goodness I fucked 4 furna-dents into my carpet! They will never go away!"

Furna-dent by Eddiemound December 17, 2009

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furnident

the dents that the legs of furniture leave in carpet

My parents knew that there was a party when they could see the furnidents that the couch left.

furnident by mb92388 April 13, 2007

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Furna-dent • furnident • Furcadentes • Furnadense • funna • furn • furni • funa • Furda • furnt

Furnident

The indentions left on carpet from a piece of furniture (ie a couch, arm chair, coffe table etc...)

I hate when you move your couch after 10 years and there are perma furnidents! (permafurnidents)

Furnident by WaddyG September 3, 2010

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Furnadense

Instances of compressed carpeting material on the carpeted floor where furniture used to be.

This furnadense was caused by my old TV stand.

Furnadense by donka May 3, 2007

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Furcadentes

The feeling experienced when a metal fork touches your teeth. Furca meaning fork. Dentes meaning teeth.

Person eating: Ah! My teeth!
Person: Furcadentes?
Person eating: Yeah.

Furcadentes by Adele Fiddler March 1, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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