couch 

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

couches are total ass magnets

couch by Dubiks December 31, 2018

couch 

Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.

After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.

couch by studio d September 30, 2005

couch 

A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.

Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.

couch by Imelda Czechs May 6, 2013

couch 

when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)

I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party

couch by Erik da Red July 11, 2003

couch 

the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)

lets go have some fun on te couch =D

couch by slightly disturbed February 8, 2008

couch 

One's system of morals or beliefs

dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.

couch by yeahdude789 July 21, 2007

couch 

to sit on his lap

i want to couch you and kiss you.

couch by Krkič December 16, 2020