Farm-System

the art of choosing a specific girl or boy who has the potential to become really attractive in a few years. they may have a nice cute face but no body thus he or she mite need time to develop. you must be friend them and plant your quote on quote "seeds" on the particular person. thus when they bloom or aka are ready to crop you are the first choice because you were emotionally attach to them during the development stage ...

Not every person can be farm system, it all the depends on the the person if there body for example is skinny and has no breast or ass the extra weight that mother nature puts on during the next years filling her body out giving her descent size breast and but along with her cute face you'll have one hot mama ready to be taken to the festival ...

most likely used on high school freshmen and ends around junior to senior year ...

That girl can be Farm-system.

I'm going to farm system her and then I'll tap that ass afterward..

she will be my wifely in a few years after shes farm-system properly.

Farm-System by athrunzala September 12, 2009

empty farm system 

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).

Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...

empty farm system by Ereck Flowers December 16, 2011

farm team system

The practice of rating women using the baseball farm team system:
Major League (8-10)
AAA (6 1/2-8)
AA (5-6 1/2)
Hi A (4-5)
Lo A (3-4)
Rookie League (1-3)
Cape Cod League (or Bush League) (< 1)

People will generally play within their leagues, occasionally going up or down a league. Someone who plays up two leagues or more is either very lucky or pulling some shady shit. Someone who plays down two or more leagues is either desperate, really drunk, or has absolutely no standards for whatever reason.

Even Ol' Dirty Pete, who had no standards whatsoever and routinely dated girls from all leagues of the farm team system, nearly lost his lunch when bush league Gretchen, who looked like she'd just raided an entire McDonald's and then been picked up by a tornado, bombarded with debris, and dropped on her face into a briar patch, showed up at the pool in a G-string bikini.

farm team system by Nick D November 8, 2004