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An ugly person who has a lack of personal hygiene and/or has had alot of sexual partners. Usually used to describe females.
1. Nick: "Did you shag that bird last night mate?

Dez: "Yes mate! She was a reight ratter!"

2. "Stay away from her mate, she's a right ratter."

3. "Errrrgh....You Ratter! Dirty rat-bag!"
Ratter by BabyWildins January 11, 2010
Related Words
fuckhead, wanker, shithead, mainly someone that pisses you off
your a ratter!
ratter by kim August 18, 2003
a ladies sexy part, where babies come from. often used by australian teenagers.
example 1: mate, did you see michelles ratter the other night! phwoar, looked like a second arsehole.

example 2: my ratters not been right since someone ryan o'leary'd it, tried a hot bath, just bled.
A man / woman who is ginger and has ginge pubes , but says they aren’t .
Errr that ratter is a right nonce !
Ratter by IHaveJhonnys January 2, 2018

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

Rather Having 

The act of taking one option over the other without real regard for what the mainstream would consider sound logic, making this act bold and brave. Rather Having is not to be confused with preferring something, which any loser can do.
Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.