Hansened

When somebody has been/is being hansened, that means that they have died and people who were never close to them when they were alive lie about being close to them when they were alive. Most of the time, the reason for people hansening is to gain popularity or becoming close to the said dead person's family or friends.

Person 1: Yo, dude, did you hear about that guy who got hansened?
Person 2: You mean Connor Murphy?
Person 1: Yeah dude, I heard that he got hansened pretty badly!

Hansened by TheTiniestSlushie November 15, 2017

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Chris Hansened

Getting ambushed or caught doing something untoward. Based on Chris Hansen , the star of To Catch A Predator who catches pedophiles as they try to find underaged trim.

My wife Chris Hansened me while I was masturbating , she was so mad she threw out my porn.

Chris Hansened by Renato P April 4, 2008

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Hansened • Chris Hansened • hanseled

Hansoned

(pronounced: HAN-soned) adj.
1. To be drunk or wasted at Hanson's Shoe Repair in Orlando, Florida, often brought on by the bar's infamous Hanson-daiquiri (made of Plantation 3-star rum, smith & cross, lime, and simple syrup).

2. To have been too busy to eat or drink before going to Hanson's Shoe Repair and becoming intoxicated from one daiquiri served there.

"You look like shit. Where did you go last night?"
"I got hansoned."

Hansoned by dddddfo February 28, 2022

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hanseled

When an individual makes a statement and a nearby person remarks "cool story Hansel" sarcastically, the person making the first statement has been hanseled.

One who is hanseled normally has feelings of unimportance or social awkwardness.

Denise: Oh my gosh, i have to write an entire paper by Monday and I have to buy some makeup!

Thomas: Cool story hansel.

Cindy: Hahahaha you just got hanseled Denise!

hanseled by sweetfingers May 4, 2010

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Hanseled

The act of cunnilingus

MAN: "Tonight you are going to be Hanseled."
WOMAN: "Oooohhh I can't wait."

Hanseled by general koala August 10, 2013

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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