1. One who leads a herd of blindless cowardly bastard followers; or who has a mass so great that they have their own orbit and forces others to encompass his/hers permimiter.
2. One who jacks off in the shower with his own "Mr. Slave" while eating cake, which has been cummed on.
3.One who can survive on extreme cold conditions due to the amass of body fat.
That packaderm must be stopped, his oppresive fat ruling will be ended!
The packaderm, Ryan cannot hold up more longer! But we need more arrows!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)