Gorpism is a relatively new religion, even though it should be the only
one you're allowed to believe in. The almighty Lord of the Gorpism is Gorp. This deity is the
one who created all that's known to man using relatively simple chemical reactions, as everything is relative except the speed of light.
The Holy pope ruling over the church of the Gorpism is a man that is said to have been summoned by Gorp himself, this man goes by the name
Thomas, or as you should call him, professor doctor reader pope
Thomas.
Gorpism is not to be confused with the word orgasm.