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The Gorris in the innate power bestowed into the almighty Geegan at the beginning of time, it can be split up into to multiple shares and has multiple uses including:

The ability to control all the lobster in the bay of fundy

The ability to achieve maximum gump skill

The ability to attract men of any stature

Causes all who touches it to become a shitter
Damn! I cannot believe that man knows of the Gorris! What a shitter.
by BinaryBuster2 February 27, 2021
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