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Accommodate 

An old-school Aussie slang word, refering to ones ability to take on another in a challenge (usually a fight).
"If you wanna be a fuckarse, I'll accommodate ya!"

or

"He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. I accommodated him no hassles"
Accommodate by Summers May 21, 2007

Accommodate 

When a partner wears the accomodator (an oral sex device consisting of a rubber penis which is strapped onto ones chin) and uses it on one or more partners. It may be inserted in a vagina, a butt hole, or an oral recipient. Accommodation isn't for the weak.
Jim accommodated Jan's butthole last night. Shit got intense.
Accommodate by Christian Rice January 15, 2009

re-accommodate 

The euphemisms term for airline's company to knock out and then drag off unconscious passengers.
“I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers" United Airlines CEO April 2017.
re-accommodate by AusNorman April 11, 2017

re-accommodate 

verb, euphemistic corporate slang

viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bloody and limp.
Don't make me re-accommodate you!

Security re-accommodated the uncooperative passenger.

re-accommodate 

to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.
"I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers." (Oscar Munoz, CEO, United Airlines, April 10, 2017)
re-accommodate by Wim2600 April 10, 2017

Re-accommodate 

When you beat the crap out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for
Person A: I am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, Who knows maybe I will get a first class seat.
Me: Of course you will...
Re-accommodate by Micky25 April 11, 2017