Tractions

(noun) (plural)
Very old men

The Cleveland Browns couldn't beat a football team of Tractions!

Tractions by JanetZumba January 1, 2017

Teaction 

The ideological lurch by the GOP to the radical right by practically any political circumstance that might piss off an elderly white dude.

Health care reform passage caused a vehement teaction in the GOP even though the final law closely resembled proposals of the GOP in the era of Hilarycare.

Teaction by ArrghPaine April 1, 2010

tractionmag 

The word is a modern day syntax of downhill mountain biking. Made popular by bikers from the East Coast, the term has traveled across the country. One who shows great control on a mountain bike in adverse situations. One who adapts to his surroundings and accepts the fate of what lies before him.
The word can be used as a noun to express trail characteristics and soil conditions.

He pulled a "tractionmag" out of that last corner with more speed than he knew what to do with.

You are going to need alot of "tractionmag" to pull out of the step down.

tractionmag by Michael Garvey October 25, 2007

Poop-traction

Noun. A Poop contraction. The cramps associated with going into poop labor.

"My poop-tractions are getting closer together and will be going into labor soon."

Poop-traction by Dr.Reanimator September 18, 2018

Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration 

The act of a Nigga Ninja shoving 17 pencils up his ass.

Martin: My mom made pizza rolls want any?
Jerome: Sorry but it’s time for Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration.
Martin: Oh sorry but I don’t speak Nigga.
Jerome: Just let me shove 17 pencils up my ass in peace.

Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019

Anglo-Saxon political traditions 

When you espouse white supremacist beliefs, but you still want to be invited to parties.

Anglo-Saxon political traditions is what "Nazi" becomes after running a marathon on the euphemism treadmill.

Anglo-Saxon political traditions by Bogrimm April 16, 2021

Looking at tractors

Euphemism for looking at porn in the workplace. Regional term currently limited to Westminster but has been growing in popularity.

"I was looking at tractors” Neil Parish, MP for Tiverton and Honiton (30 April 2022)

Looking at tractors by Uk voter THX1178 April 30, 2022