Tractions

(noun) (plural)
Very old men

The Cleveland Browns couldn't beat a football team of Tractions!

by JanetZumba January 1, 2017

traction

good, dung cleaning power of cheap, rough toilet paper!

(60grit sandpaper?) -no 'waste skating' from 'powder-puff' 'soft' "terlit' paper!!!

pat and smear that dung down!!, or get some good traction CLEANING!!

she'd bring her own 'lit' paper, hating the traction of mine!!

by michael foolsley May 7, 2011

traction

To have intercourse with a member of the opposite sex.

Also can be used when threatening to fight/ beat someone up.

"I bet your bitch wants some of this traction"
"I know he don't want any of this traction"

by big1400yuknowhatdafokkgoinon August 19, 2020

Poop-traction

Noun. A Poop contraction. The cramps associated with going into poop labor.

"My poop-tractions are getting closer together and will be going into labor soon."

by Dr.Reanimator September 18, 2018

Poo-traction’s

When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby

My stomach is cramping so bad. I’m having poo-traction’s and I’ve gotta find a bathroom fast!

by FunkyValleyMom December 27, 2018

Text-traction

When you see someone come in a place and they make you feel awkward and you start texting friends on your phone. Often you text things that don't make sense because you're so flustered. Then you go back in your outbox later to see what you had said and it doesn't make sense and your friend texts back usually "wtf" or "?"

Girl: Dude what was up with that text you sent me?!
Girl 2:What'd it say?
Girl: "You are so cool! why?"
Girl 2': OH that's when my ex walked in and i needed a huge Text-traction!
Girl: Oh girl i got ya

by IMSORADYA January 15, 2009

action on the solid of half traction

(noun) Referring to one who is ready to do some positive damage; motivation; momentum.

When it comes to witnessin' he gots da words, da verbs and the ACTION ON THE SOLID HALF TRACTION!

by Fangsta April 29, 2003