(noun) (plural)
Very old men

To have intercourse with a member of the opposite sex.

Also can be used when threatening to fight/ beat someone up.

good, dung cleaning power of cheap, rough toilet paper!

(60grit sandpaper?) -no 'waste skating' from 'powder-puff' 'soft' "terlit' paper!!!

Noun. A Poop contraction. The cramps associated with going into poop labor.

When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby

When you see someone come in a place and they make you feel awkward and you start texting friends on your phone. Often you text things that don't make sense because you're so flustered. Then you go back in your outbox later to see what you had said and it doesn't make sense and your friend texts back usually "wtf" or "?"

(noun) Referring to one who is ready to do some positive damage; motivation; momentum.