compoop

Computing while pooping.

"Compooping is so much better now that I got my new MacBook"

by Jay Dyke January 4, 2009

Compoop

A term for a laptop; a shitty computer

"Hold on, I'm switching to my compoop."
"I just bought an Alienware compoop!"

by Toshiba Laptops March 30, 2015

Compooper

the act of using an electrical device, such as a phone or laptop, while going to the bathroom

Mark is in the bathroom compoopering, so he may be a while.

by Maxine Colina May 6, 2019

compooter

A compooter is code name for a laptop poo

Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.

Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.

by riggers8 December 13, 2013

Compoopter

1.A computer that is made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games

by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

conpoopled

adj.

1. Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.

2. Lacking logical order or sense: a conpoopled set of instructions.

3. Chaotic; jumbled: a conpoopled mass of papers on the floor.

"Janine was conpoopled at the thought of why people would believe in and buy Q-ray ionized bracelets and not her magical cheese necklaces."

by Raeft Invictus September 7, 2005

Cumpooper

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy

Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle

by willoom December 31, 2022